Austin starts talking
Hoping for a combination of silliness and fun and horribleness...
Scrub song
Randomizer explanation
Anything can happen! It may be horrible! But Kyle checked the spoiler log...
He just said one item might be tricky...
Game "starts", music & sound randomized
A good omen: Start button closes the game (it's Steam's fault)
Weh
More controller problems, Austin unbinds the delete key
This is hell on earth, I just want to play the game
We'll finish it by my next birthday
I can't believe this has already gone wrong
(25 minutes of fighting retroarch menus)
The Start button closes the software
Start button catch 22
It was Steam
Ignore everything that just happened; the stream just started now, EEEs, game "starts"
Problem number 2: none of the button works, Aaaah menu sound
B button A button?
The B button is equivalent to the A button
Are we good? HOW DO WE GET OUT?
More menu sounds
Austin owes Regalas something...ROOF
What's the name gotta be?...Buttons are still wrong
The Y button is the B button...Aaaah
WOOF and Aaaah, game starts
Music and singing
ANGERY noises
Everything is broken
Still fighting controllers and menus
Finally escape config hell
Now we can finally start
First chests, Skulltulas [1], [2] this bodes well (pun intended) (clip)
Oh shit he has bombchus
The reason why it will be terrible
Gannon castle key
Gannon boss door is set closed
Goron music
Fuckin' Monka dude
Shut up!
EH and I'm gonna call them big cucks from now on and Cuck-ohs are my favorite cereal (clip)
World record time
[3] (clip)
Grotto music and singing
Weh
Fuckin' jebaited
Jumping to roof man
What if something important is behind a skulltulla
Success (and OwO)
Singing
The horse is a horse is a horse...AWOOOO
Great Fairy nightfall sound
First try poggers?
Oh god it's a Spooky ghost
It's the menu music!...Fuck off.
Cheatsiedoodle up there
Aaaah it's a big boi
I will never give up! Ah ha! Oh. Why is everything so Monka?
[4] No my stick... Why is all the music so creepy? (clip)
These prices are pretty good...NEVERMIND DUDE
[5] and failing to throw a rock at a Skulltulla (clip)
Megaton hammer
oooh
Fuckin sourpls dude
Ah ha! Oh.
MLG pro
I'm actually so good tho
He's a god! He's not a god! He was almost a god...
I've trained my whole life for this moment...
Everyone thank Kyle... (clip)
We're pwnin' it
Grab pot?
Fuck I need another pot!
I'd never miss this pot throw.
The birds want the pot! (He misses the pot throw)
I didn't say Yeet!
(He misses again)...(He misses again)
Flummoxed by the sliding puzzle
Do we do one more pot?...we gotta do one more pot
Some MLG shit
...I got this shit (he doesn't)
I've got to kill this thing
He's a god! It's the bow!
Singing
A scrub is a guy...
More singing
aah.
Oh!
Singing
More singing...
Forest temple music for lost woods
Eh heh...Ayyy! Deku shield. This seed is hot stuff!
good job and shop music in Goron city
MLG strats...He doesn't give a shit! AH. AH. The low health noise is the timer running out?!
He's so good...and yet so bad ...
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
AH
VAC this dog Fucking actual god of bombchus
They also call me the tight rope god...son of a bitch
A bit of singing
More singing
Austin is good at mazes...and more singing
Parkor and take me
300 rupees!
Fuck your beep beep noise
[6] scammed! Navi is (partially) a Skulltulla (clip)
IDK where I'm fucking going dude
Oh ho!...Fuck
Oh fuck it's scrubs
There can only be one grey wolf
Learning to ISG
Navi is also a rooster...see ya!
Still learning to ISG...
Oh my god...
Success...??
Actuall success
Do the cave? You're nuts dude
ISG the cave? You motherfuckers
No not the noise!
OwO what's dis? + singing
Challenge accepted...yeh beb
Success
More singing
I have no nuts
Oh I just have to talk to this guy? I was about to kill him...
Caw-caw! and [7]...very worth, very cool (Clip)
A waste of a bombchu, suck it
A CHEST!
Damage boost, suck it nerd! [8] (Clip)
Fail...
Dog needs a stick
I missed
I've seen this one before...
aaaaaah
BLBLBLBLBLBLBL
First try
Aw I need my stick...nevermind I'm a god and the B1 skip
[9] (Clip)
That's just nuts!
I need some trigonometry shit
Is it just flips and shit?
The fucking angle god...it's rupees (clip)
Don't hit me...
More singing
Raspberries
Even more singing...and they're immune to explosions
...still immune
Noooo....and the great fairy laugh
Don't laugh at me
Singing and getting hurt while shielding, ice arrows
Gimme a stick!...you suck
Early bottom of the well discussion
Village grotto shenanigans
The coocoo method "just nutted all over the chicken"
More singing
Navi...I need you. More sticks! Great Fairy laugh
Easy-ass ISG...oops
oh hello you...A SIGN
ISG with sign [10] (clip)
losing ISG
I'm so good
losing ISG again
The sign is a lie
Ghost sign
Isg again and [11] (clip)
Magic!
[12] (clip)
Well skip explaination
continued
You know, just a god...
First try ISG is just my name
...my last name is losing ISG
...repeat...and beeps
First try again...
Success
Aaaah oh no I'm back here!
Navi's back, well skip start
A failed attempt
Success! and sad lon lon music in the well
Pitfall
Fire Keese...MONKA
MLG shielding and [13] (clip)
Jebaited
Am I just a first try super god? Deloading trick
Oh fuck I don't have a weapon
BLBLBLBL
I just...used my last two bombchus
BLBLBLBLBL
MUNCH MUNCH NOOO
Twelfth try is the charm
Oh he's a super genius You can eat me...HE ATE ME He's so good! That's him! The speedrun god! Now to claim my reward [14] [15] Skulltullas all the way down (Clip)
Auugh
Jebaited again, the music is so mindflooding
I'm a god (immediately falls into pit) I meant to do that
Is anyone good at editing (not me!)
The Hand is back from my childhood!
Mine. [16] (Clip)
"Obviously there isn't 15 minutes of quality" lionDoubtIt
I want the chest...Nooooo
How do I get this (not like that)
Side hop then jump slash? that's too much for my small brain
He's a supergenius [17] and jump back out (Clip)
There's a stick in that pot? You better be right or you're banned
Third times the charm? Nope Fucking music man
Well aren't you a fucking idiot
If it's a Skulltulla I'm gonna lose...[18] (Clip)
Fourth try's the charm? RIP
Fifth time - Saria's song...undone
Sixth time success(?)
Into the pit again
BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP
ooooh
Into the pit again
What percentage of chests have been skullatullas? Fucking all of them Mark the song? Yeh beb
Oooh that's a good one! FUCK!
I've found every hole? That's just how I operate.
BATS BLEEP BLEEP BLBLLBLBBLL MY DUDE MY DUDE MY DUDE
AAAH and what is north?
Ok we're done...He's so THICC
You guys need to chill because you are too nice I need to go pee really bad
I'mma pee you can't stop me
OH NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO
Great Fairy laugh
BEEP BEEP BEEP and Kyle warned me
Please stop
Give me a heart please...Thank you
It's adult time
TF time
Dude we have a sword...poggers
Pink Goron Tunic
Gets me every time
How dare you and quickspins
Sped ran
Let's do Dampe real quick
Ocarina and jump out
I went the wrong way
Fails to jump out, gets stuck
Attempt to clip out, saves and quits
Aaaah
I don't remember I'm not a fucking super genius
The Navi skulltulla sound
Retrying Dampe race
Why are they getting hit so much? FUCK
Oh my god he sniped me
Success and jumping out and BLEEP BLEEP
Walking into the cow heart piece, monka
Scary windmill music, Monka and Ocarina sound
Jumping to the item in the windmill
They call me Speedrun Johnson (Clip)
B is...A is B? More key binding shenanigans
The mysterious re-setting setting
Kokiri music in the village
Dude he's so good actually
I hit B! B is A
Fuck me man
Navi noise
Double magic
Oh this guy's loaded
Oh shut up Navi
Can't wait to bomb some dedongos YOU ARE A FOOL (clip)
Oh dude Zora's tunic
Gimme gimme gimme...fuck [19] and Can't wait to bomb some dodongos (Clip)
Great fairy laugh and backflip for Tunic
Zora's tunic is bascially vanilla
Slingshot
Leaping boldly over a Skulltulla
Carpenter's saw appearance
Miss 1
Miss 2
Miss 3
We got 'im...I am WOOF [20] (clip)
Getting poacher's saw
90 rupees for a blue rupee!?
Austin talks about RBA'ing the saw and plz my quickspin
Some singing
[21] (clip)
WOOF! It's so hot in here!
Iron Boots
[22] (clip)
Just a stone
Scrub song
Austin throws grass at a cow
Doggo's cavern
Menu music
Austin can't wait to bomb some doggos
Boss music
Oh mien Gott
Compass: alright i guess
Shut up Navi and [23]
What do we got? Oh right
Austin has some trouble quickspinning
Austin's two greatest foes: keese and quickspins
ow. ow. [24] (clip)
More boss music and engage
back walkies
Why so expensive?
Quiver upgrade
Knock on wood
I'm an FPS player I can't lose...SHUT UP
I'm very good...Not like this...
I need Zelda's Lullaby dude
Take me...HUH? He's a god
Navi crow and keese
Worth
KEESE KEESE
[25] (clip)
(fod break) retirement and fried zucchini
(2k subs might be a bit of a stretch)
Stay in school
(Austin doesn't drink while eating)
(food break ends)
Aaaaaaaaah fantastic boss music + singing
C'mon bud and More singing
Open up open up fuck!
Open up motherfucker! and [26] (clip)
(Gets the water medallion)
We need the hookshot and I was told something important was in Zora's Domain ... "we've already cheated"
It's scary how many skulltullas we have and the Great Fairy fucking laughs at him!!! (clip)
Scrub song. [27] I have over 1/4 of the Skulltullas (clip)
Scrubs...B and A
I got nuts I guess
I need hookshot blblblbl
It's okay, we're gonna get hookshot...
Worth
Fucking Navi
Ehehehehehe.... We need hookshot
...Oh that was Majora's mask
Doggo wants sticks not nuts
I don't know what I did there but I did it
Need hookshot blblblbl Shut up
OOOwhaa...and more scrub song
Austin forgets how to song...Do you rememba'? He got scammed!
Oh fuck this this MURRR and Austin can't get out of the water 1
UUUAAAH URRRRR
HEADSHOT
Fuck my ass...alright i guess
That's 6 year old me saying I know this song
TF scene
Oh yeah I don't have a sword yet
Aaaaaah...Shut up
23 is #1!
Singing and not jumping over a thing
Shutupshutupshutup
We need hookshot and we need lullabye
Singing (kaboom)
Just a fuckin' compass
My stick!
23 is #1!
Can't you just nut all over this boss? and ice caves music
Breaks all his sticks
Aaaaah! I hate it
My mans has sticks... ...He doesn't have sticks and why does chat always lie?
Nuts only
Reloads state... Aaah!
Kinda trying to megaside hop?
Learning B1 skip "just tell me the hops"
Align left of B button with root in c up e.z.
Neutral rolls...pause and buffer up + a
Once again with feeling
Third time's the charm...he's a god
That took about the same amount of time
23 is #1 again
Boss again Austin is very good at ISG... gets it too late
Success?
What? what? what? hello?
Success and a fitting reward...then the spirit medallion
More singing
More singing
[28] fuck off (Clip)
Song of Storms
Music video game Thank god...fuck
Trying to open song of storms grotto... [29] (clip)
We can go plant some beans...
Great Fairly Laugh
Singing and you need sword to fish
Best song
Back running
aaaa.
I'm so good
hop hop hop
Great Fairy...
Can we do dog?...thing? (clip)
It never gives up!
Alright I guess
Fuck it's vanilla
Fucking creepy music dude
Checked seed...lionDoubit
Heeeeh? and ungettable ket
Fancy stick jump fail...hiiiii
A key!!! and Austin is very good at bombchu
Oh my god...
Yo that chicken's just in the way dude Dude the chicken won't move
Rage
Dud
Oh suddenly I'm a god actually
Wait I'm just really good (proceeds to throw)
NO I HIT B PLEASE LET ME LEAVE
I hate this
Rage I'm never getting this key it's actually impossible
More singing
The chicken is dead and great fairy laugh
Austin loses his chicken
Arrows...
That almost destroyed me
Key get
Super easy Zora enterance
Creepy minigame music
Heh?
Please be something good [30] fuck (clip)
I have pretty much all the doors set to open
[31] this is getting fuckin' stupid (Clip)
Flipp(er)ing out
More arrows, I'm dying on the inside
Did I get this Skulltula? I must have...Great Fairy laughs (clip)
Fuck you
If I don't have a bombchu I might die..jebaited
Survey says...giants wallet
We might as well...[32] (Clip)
Deku seed rewards...actually worse than a token
Backwards running and sidehopping...you guys like that?
Aw lovely
[33] Jump slash to get Gerudo heart piece...not really (Clip)
Um chill? and Great Fairy laugh
Guess we can see what this is...right.
Existential doggo: Why am I even here? [34] fuck me (Clip)
Light arrow check...that's great.
Skulltulla is a recovery heart *rapsberry*
Austin has a pot problem
The good news is there's a hookshot and a longshot
Silver scale
Best song
Hey cops?
Bite it fuck...wha? wha? what?!
actually impossible
what is happening and honkers [34] I want to die (clip)
Fire arrows are a token "I'm gonna find every skulltulla token before hookshot
He said the word wrong
Gold scale
Great fairy laugh fuck me
BOMBS! we're in there
Zora's...Place
Oh hello textures
Rocks hit austin so austin hits rocks?
Please sir my daytime
Great Fairy Laugh and 50 rupees
The seed could be unwinnable BUT I had somebody check it...
More rupees
Trying to remember ESS
Great Fairy laugh
There's like a million bomb drops in the grass...there are zero bomb drops in the grass.
YIKES
Austin meant to do that
Megaslide hop in to Zora set up
Save state and fairy laugh reload and second laugh
Sets up again
Nice.
Yikes.
Success! This boy, he learns quick
MWEEP
Vanilla heart piece
They're BOTH vanllia
Random my ass dude
HOOKSHOT...and he missed I need this. This Very Important. (clip)
Success Oh Kreygasm dude, we're in there. (clip)
Pretty much everything is open now
We don't need no song or Din's Fire, we're not doing this legit
Look I watch ZFG do this one time it's gonna be easy
Set up and we've gotta bonk
Setting up again, we're gonna get this first try why no bonk again
Success...Getting and losing ISG three times And falling
He just walks into me and does a murder
Setting up again
Pause buffer hell and success
You son of a bitch
YOU MMMMMMMM
Gets ISG, losses it and gets it again
Fighting geometry and falling Wow this did not seem this hard when I watched it
No! Yeah! No! We're Good! We're good? We're good!
The most cursed shadow temple song
Austin forgets he has lens Lens? do these bats look invisible to you? YOU ARE A FOOL (Clip)
This is going to be important...STOP IT
ISG get
Jump slash fail...jump slash fail...jump slash succeed! No don't do it. Please god no! [36] NOOOO (clip)
Austin tries to remember megaflipping
You just do it, right...you just jump then SHUT UP MUSIC
...how does this work again?
Instructions
Success!
THIS FUCKING MUSIC DUD
Don't scream at me and Sun's Song
Heart container and start of Boat clip
I don't have lullaby what am I doing
Set up 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Almost Success
Success (clip)
You can't reach it? Don't ever tell me this
...Well we moved the block
Aaah! Fuck. NO! NO! (clip)
He has to deload Sun song grave and counting to 17
Jebaited...oh. shut up chat
Singing to mellow title music, then screams
Mirror shield
Trying (and failing) to cheese grave crate they've thought of everything
Wasting bombs
I'm gonna have to teach you what second on the right means
Wasting songs
Blupee
Every time.
Faroah's Wind
Robbing Dampe's grave for money...again
Doggo turned on all medallions and no bottle yet
Epona's Song
Clank clank clank
More Deku seeds
Time block skip intro
One rupee
Trying to ground jump, and Navi I'm gonna fight you
BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP
I'm just gonna die. Oh I'm definitely gonna die. Goodbye RIP (clip)
Oh my god I have limited hearts, asshole
Successfully ground jumps but doesn't work, set up for skip a few more set ups
Set up and success
It's the map.
God the fucking Navi Coocoo noise is too much
Singing and [37] (Clip)
I know this room...Wait. I know this room. *murders Keese* Fucking Navi noise
Big clip discussion and set up
Success "first" try and big bomb bag
Link gets bulled by boulders, BLEEP BLEEP and accidentally quits
First try on the second try, I'm very good
This is why we save
Beautiful scarecrow song and fails again
Is austin okay
Song of time
OOOH SON OF A BITCH
NO! BLBLBLBLBL
Fuck you game
Who timed this
NO...[38] (clip)
I got the BLEEP noise.
Most clutch rock dodges and i-frames and [39] (clip) How the fuck do I get out of here?!
He's a god! He can't be stopped
I hear his ass...Fire temple key
GASP...I don't need to save I'm fine (immediately falls)
Austin mocks Goron noises and Compass
No!...and it lock.
Jump for map chest and...arrows.
MLG pro.
I'll show you wrong way...Yeah everything randomized like this: Aaah!
How the fuck have we not found a bottle yet
Singing
Austin still has a pot problem and a bit more singing
[40] (Clip)
What's the next Skulltulla reward?
It's Narue's love
Austin does not have lullaby
Just bomb hover? I can't do that...
You just put two bombs on the ground and backflip with ISG right
Austin considers the most dangerous ISG
The Resetting Keybind
I have Navi? Shut up! I wanna do bomb ISG! Shut up!
Megaflip attemps start
The seed should be winnable
Success and eponaaaaaaaaaaaaah (clip)
More Eponaaaaaaaah
Eponaaaaaaaaaaaaaah over the canyon (clip) and more screams...
Clip: The game screams before and after he trades the saw then the Great Fairy laughs as he loses his only way to get Lullaby!!!
Austin has some trouble with the hookshot I'm okay (screams) and arrows
Alright Epona I gotta get out of here that's too much
Austin left it on 4 carpenters
more arrows
FPS pro
I'm very good at this
Scarecrow and rupees
Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll all give us keys and somehow this one does! Now we need the really really unlikely thing 2 more times
Did you see that fucking Jason Bourne shit? (clip)
Austin gets rekt
I don't want that rupee anyway...gets another rupee
Aaah.
Rekt again
Rekt a third time
Austin almost hits an incredible shot
Heart container
Don't fucking talk to me
Gasp fuckofffuckofffuckoff [41] (clip)
Aaaaaah and a rupee
You must be the only guard with eyes
Discussion of ledge clip...
You can't shoot these, they're too smart
Austin can't get arrow WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? WHO MADE YOU THIS WAY? (clip)
Clip set up This game runs at 3 fps frame perfect tricks are e.z.
Austin can't frame buffer
Success...navigating Aaaaaaaaaa
Austin can't ESS left, lots of screaming into the void
Did I do it? That was super ez actually
Do I have to weirdshot now
Din's Fire
Nope.
You son of a bitch game
Austin gets turnt, SoT blocks desync
You son of a bitch and bombs
That's just not okay tho
There's another? oh my god... This is the worst puzzle ever created
Success? and bleeps
I'm not gonna die I can do this...I can't do this
Rip
How do turn off?!
Rupees and [42]
Please god where's the last one
Austin confronts his inner demons [43] (Clip)
They call me MLG Pro. He's got angles [44] Jesus christ dude (clip)
Arrows
Some good news
Austin picks the right head last it's vanilla
I'm not gonna Nayru I'm really good at this game
Underwater chicken noises
Piece o' heart
Stone of Agony
Oh my fucking...don't talk to me [45] are you happy? (clip)
A shield
Do I have to weirdshot?
I'm gonna have to weird shot eventually and bombs
Weirdshot set up
This is so many buttons
That's so fast
Austin doesn't believe
1800 subs + new emote slot
I'm gonna do this because I'm stubborn and already here and it's gonna be a skulltulla and everyone will laugh and give me money
What was that sound? the sound of progress
I don't know what that is but I'm good at it
Is this chest worth it? No clue.
Plz my son just wants his inputs
I don't know if I can do this
What's going on Kyle? We're just in hell
I'm just very angry and I wanna do it
Never mind I'm a fucking god! Subscribe now! Give me money bitch! [46] (clip)
Aaah!
You caught me
Just don't do it...don't do it please...AAAAAAH and another screaming jump over the canyon
Aaaaaah and no my money!
Arrows
Ganon's tower is locked and we need all medallions
Asking Kyle for help, the Great Fairy laughs (clip)
Everything is a Skulltulla (Clip)
He's too stronk
Austin gets fucked in a wet hole again
Into the Forest temple, fighting his inner demons again
Rupees and this is gonna be a skulltulla...[47] (clip)
Sticks, hell yeah...um...mister???
[48], [49] We're never gonna find one again and the game immediately flips out!! Clip
Opening a chest underwater by hookshoting it "glitchless" OoT runs
Bombs
Austin is good at music
[50]
Do you guys think we'll ever get a bottle?
Navi shut up
[51] Fuck me man (Clip)
Austin likes Tokensanity and no logic
Navi shut up
Small Forest jump skip "I'll do it first try" (he doesn't)
Sucess
[52] Stop. Please. Please stop. (clip)
A key.
Walks through a block...Oh we need lullaby
Boss key set-up
It just doesn't give a shit. Wait I'm there then loses it
~Gonna scream at this fuckin shit~
Every time I do that there's a fiery rage inside me
Success and fall into the void
Success Mellow Ice caverns boss music
mean doggo ISG's poor Ganon
This game's easy dude
...and he gets the map (and fire medallion)
I just want a bottle!
song sung blblbl and great fairy laugh
Rupee
Buy that token? Absolutely not it's 260 million dollars! [?] (clip)
Scarecrow
[53] (clip)
YOU ARE A FOOL (clip)
50 skulltulla reward...[54] (clip)
It could be impossible but we made sure it wasn't impossible. I say we, I mean Kyle I just don't trust logic
Austin has to glitch up to unload Sun song grave song again, "what if it's lullaby tho"
It'll take 2 seconds I'm very good...11 seconds...12 seconds...
The thing is my game is cursed
I need to be able to bonk tho...I panicked because I finally bonked. I don't know what causes the bonk.
Success...and then falls and the ghost cackles
You're telling me to do a thing so I'm not going to do it!
Success ISG get
Falls off
I swear to got chat if that's lullaby it's your fault
It's nuts we haven't found a bottle I should use Epona but it's too late and I'll laugh if I do
Just do the hover to the boss
Water temple music is Hyrule Field
A heart container and getting ISG to get it
Doydoydoy
The hookshot room was stressful as a kid
Nutting all over Dark Link...
Pounding Dark Link...
Am I losing my mind? Dark Link just...doesn't attack
Is he bugged out?
Finally
Please god not a skulltulla token...it's a key
Piece o' heart
Austin never gives up x 4
Compass
Cheeky hookshot
Another key
Fucking cheatsiedoodles?
Other Ocarina
Bombchuing an underwater wall
Success
Piece o' heart raspberries
MRRR
Damage boost
Sneaky chest hookshot [55] (Clip)
Aaah!
[56]...we're gonna get 'em all
Shadow Temple without Lullaby discussion
Boss key skip? I can't do that...Bottle would be great
Austin remember the bombchu key
Thank you guys
Back to bombchu alley Somehow does it first try
Austin about save scumming
You spin my head right round
Doggo does Goron pot, gets arrows
Austin is good at mazes
Another key I'm having a great time and everyone watching is having a great time
[57] Fuck off I'm gonna have the record for most Skulltullas caught accidentally (clip)
EVERYTIME (clip)
Austin learns about bombchu shop, wallet & key
Lullaby is killing us right now
Lack of egg
Austin gets dunked on
Need gauntlets and lullaby...lullaby is holding us back...WOOF
Poggers? Piece o heart. Ugh.
Learning to jump over the fire in Fire Temple
You guys are confusing the hell out me...oh
Maybe it's fuckin' lullaby (it's a shield)
Austin continues having a pot problem
We'll be done soon
Rupees!
Splat
Fire temple boss key skip discussion
Almost
Success "press A and hold...some direction" ...
Success
Great boss music again
BLEEP BLEEP
Success...and [58] and Light medallion (clip)
I guess we can be done because I'm about to die (clip)
Sign out
Continued: February 24, Part 2
[Highlights]
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