(June 18, 2018)

(June 18, 2018)

Cast:
Northernlion
DumbDog
HCJustin

Guests:
Hafu
Flackblag
Dan Gheesling

Docket:
Tower Unite: Minigolf and Zombie Massacre
Realm Royale with Hafu
Codenames with Hafu, Kory, and Dan

"Nick and rob? We murdered them"
NL thought Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly were the same band
A lot of problems getting into a golf game
Justin shaved his beard, has a baby face, looks like Jack Black from Nacho Libre with a mustache
Beards and shaving
NL says he'd cancel the stream rather than play Verty
NL and Apollo bond over their heads burning
NL got weird sunburns through his bicycle helmet.
Justin keeps his thermostat set to 69 degrees
What body hair do you want, fully shaving dick and balls, shaft hair, eyebrows
Easter Bunny & Santa
Load Lords
A server thought Babs was Justin's daughter on Father's Day
NL's idea to do a Buzzr stream, Apollo's idea for a BBC panel show channel
The reality show Next on MTV and Yo Mama
Cracker Barrel, statues for home decor, NL's Ki Adi Mundi collection, Magic, Hockey, Yo-Gi-Oh cards
NL cried from losing a slammer at POGs also something about Crazy Bones?
NL's Xenosaga story, cliques in high school
Apollo and Justin's early streams, Elon Musk dressed up as Marquis de Sade and/or a vampire
Space Force and international law
NL roasts rob about the prisoner's dilemma
The Chair gameshow
Apollo doesn't want to shoot a dog
Last call, Hafu is from Massachusetts
Apollo is pretty good at shoots except he doesn't think so
The last time you used a water gun
I sharded it, whoops - Apollo
Laser Tag Justin obliterated a child
NL puts poggers over Hafu & Apollo playing
NL missed seeing his parents because of Champions of Fire
Giant cheques
Weird names for bathrooms (shitter, lavatory, water closet, bathroom, washroom, restroom...)
A normal conversation with Dan is Codenames
Falling asleep on the toilet, NL pooped and threw up at the same time
Peeing oneself from drinking, shitting oneself, Apollo's vomit story
NL admits he might have had food poisoning
Apollo got food poisoning twice from the same Fuddruckers
Shoop
Dan on the Amazing Race callback
Hafu doesn't want to be on Dan's team
Dan and Ryan talk about Dark Souls
You call really hot guys a stallion - Hafu
Hafu makes Hearthstone noises
Dan is laming
I've also done a lot of hard things in my life
Dan...
Archillect twitted a gif of a seagull throwing up an entire hotdog
The guy who dried his balls with a hand-dryer redux
"Do ducks...do things?" - Justin
Dan doesn't know what a crescendo is
I don't know why we're laughing
You wouldn't get those card games, Hafu
boratvoicemywife.com, mybuffdog.com, wifefarts.com
NL hangs up on Hafu for asking about Agretsuko

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(June 14, 2018)

(June 14, 2018)

Cast:
Northernlion
CobaltStreak
DumbDog

Guests:
Michaelalfox
Flackblag

Docket:
Super Mega Baseball II
Realm Royale with MALF
Codenames with MALF and Kory

Nick is out getting an endoscopy
IM SO EXCITED
Protein & Diets
The Rain and The Staircase
Cheating in Cycling
Old names and Storage Wars
Living in a van in Vancouver
Most watched movies
Apollo & MALF's magnetic alarm system
Predicting Tornadoes
Milk bags
Rivers versus moats
Big cats
Drying your balls with a hand dryer

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(June 11, 2018)

(June 11, 2018)

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Cast:
Northernlion
Rockleesmile
Hafu

Guests:
alpacapatrol
DumbDog

Cameo:
JSmithOTI

Docket:
Realm Royale
Codenames with rob and Apollo
Skribbl.io with rob and Apollo

Hafu asks what month it is
High Res developer of Realm Royale (not Fortnite), Paladins (not Overwatch) and Smite (not League of Legends)
Heirloom tomatoes
"White is common" - Hafu "Excuse me?" - NL
Fortnite addiction, good players vs bad players in Fortnite "Before the bullet has even left your gun they've built a full luxury condo on the water"
Harambe references in NHL
NL about guests on the NLSS: "I'm like a leprechaun with a pot of gold and everyone asks to look at it"
Broken in real life is bad, broken in a game means it is too good
NL and Nick's battle royale records
NL continues to not watch Aggretsko, watches the Staircase instead, Life 2.0, Hoarders, Tiny House Hunters
Ford Navigation, Apple Maps
Vikings/Vikes and night caps
Current viewer records (Apollo from getting hosted by Devolver during E3)
Death was the death word
Don't apologize...ever again - rob
Ocean's 8 and Hereditary
"Have you guys ever seen an alien" - Nick
Nick gives away the hint for La Cucaracha
Game Night movie
British accents in movies
Josh shows up to give a bad clue while Apollo's internet is down
I'm gonna make you come, you fucker
Old cat vomit and Mr. Kitty peed on the couch
Square Bulge lore
Spelling bees
Shithole countries, trade wars, CURRENT EVENTS
Neils, his wife, and his uncomfortable relationship with his housekeeper
Nick and rob's orgy business redux, Sanctum $75,000 orgy boat, orgy reward program
Eating crow, shotgunning beers, NL's Blue Light Special drinking game
Nick talks about layered shots, "Okay Miranda" - NL
Beer Pong, activities at bars, cat bars would be a bad idea
Rob's orgy boat friend and bar Switch friend are the same person Jake who made NL walk 3 hours for pizza
Faith Hill Gang, Faith Hill, and Drew Hill
That's totally semen, I'd recognize it anywhere - Apollo
Celtic soothe and ASMR
IHOB
Hafu: I see this logo a lot, NL: Isn't that the Planned Parenthood Logo? and "I hate women, as you can see" - NL
Kobe Bryant beef, Wagyu beef and more cannibalism discussion. Foot tacos.
That's a big nut
Cyanide and Happiness battle royale: rapture rejects
Hafu...

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