OoT Randomizer Run #1 part 2 Hightlights

OoT Randomizer Run #1 part 2 February 24, 2019

Austin starts talking
100% skulls? Here's the thing: no
I don't want to do this too much... lgwUhuh
Game starts...volvagia
We need lullaby dude...
Every time great fairy laugh
Water boss key
Scarecrow song
Awoo
[59] fuck off
Twisty hallway
The Resetting Setting strikes again
Arrows
Frames
Recovery heart
MLG pro shooting
Combat music is grotto
[60] fuck me dude
We could attempt the hover but that's just a terrible idea
Epona Screams
Over the canyon again
Stealth god
Give me money, never mind don't give me money
More Bourne
I should just speedrun this game Look how good I am (missed twice)
No not again! They're ungettable!
Clipping into training grounds again
Success part 1
I'm just really good oh it's the wrong one
Success...That was the easy part here comes the hard part
Oops and Shadow Temple key...lol
Just bonk straight link...this doesn't feel straight
Navi coming out is making this really hard, I don't know why she's coming out
We need this chest it might be really important
A little weird shot explanation
A little more weird shot explanation\
It could be lullaby...or a skulltulla...success & spirit temple boss key
EEEeeeeeeee
Aaah!
Every time
Achoo oh my god that was a big one
Austin gets his revenge on the pots
Gerudo gate skip...
First part success
Austin...that's not a target? you're not a target
Bombs
ISG and seamwalk
Fall forever
Weird slide on roof
Now just walk through the gate...HOW DO I SEE GATE THO
Trying to backwalk over quicksand...
Bleep bleep bleep
Roll away from the sand? ooooh...and voids out...and does it again
[61]...and silver gauntlets
Just rupees in desert collosus
Ah!
Awoo, there can only be one
Jebaited
...and again
...and again
Austin is good at songs
First warp song, long shot
We still need lullaby for other things...
Chestapalooza...if these are all skulltulas...
First bottle!...and sticks
[62] back to business as usual
I gotchu bud...[63]
420 blaze and laze it
Austin is good at sliding puzzles
Bombs...ugh
[64] but don't both be skulltula tokens...compass
Sniped
God I hate kids
I'm very good
See you in hell
My name's Arin Hansen and I'm a video game expert...and a key to the temple he beat
Hidden chests? Oh hell yeah [65] Aw hell no
[66] fuck me
I've got the longshot, bud
Awww tits
hey. Hey. Hey! HEY!
Bleep bleep bleep
Twinrova fight, mellow ice cavern music
DE ANGLES, BREH
OoT got anime
Porn music?
Get outta here we don't need your shit and hover boots
bleep bleep bleep ... mm ghost
...We don't necessarily need lullaby...Boat skips impossible...It's gonna to take me an hour to do it once
Trials are on
slide whistle hoverboot noise
Some more
My names Arin Hansen...do you hate clams?
[67]
Aahh!
I wonder if I can do fast water man fight...
Jebaited
Trying corner strats...MLG pro...
And again...
And again...
Finally
Weird egg
Every time...[68] of course...we're gonna get one more don't worry about it
The miracle of life
We still don't have lullaby
Easy hover boots into Zora...okay @ me
Oh I'm really good
MONKA ice cavern
What are you some sorta video game pleb?
No!
[69] Nice.
Oh no dud a sliding puzzle....wait a minute is that Mr. MLG? and Kokiri sword
Ground jump and whistle
Austin misses...
Jumpslash trick
Another bombjump and whistle
Third ground jump
Sort of tries a HESS
Fourth ground jump
[70]
chat bullies him into [71] how the fuck have I found 71 of these things
71 skulltulas before zelda's lullaby
Awooo, there can only be one...rupees and map.
Fire arrows
Calls his faithful steed
Screams
A funny sound
Oh my god Epona are you real
Jump over the freakin' Aaaaaah
No stop it
Broken textures
Every time
Great Fairy laugh discussion
It wasn't worth!
WOOF it's so hot in here uwu
Hover boots to death mountain crater item
It's child time I think
What if lullaby is in the later part of shadow...I'd have to do boat skip
Remembers he has sword
Swag jumpslash
Spirit temple music for stealth section
Busted
Don't at me...busted again
Very stealthy
Zelda's letter and blupee
Everytime
I'm just really good and 2 training ground keys
Bottom of the well needs lullaby
Lullaby would be real nice...and another great fairy laugh
[72]...how fucking nuts is that
[73]
There have been some good skulltula items
What percentage of no-logic seeds are completeable
Trying to get lake lab skulltula as kid...Everytime...
[74]
Jump slash for key
It's a fucking heart, hilarious
Honkers with omninous jabu music
Jebaited
Honked and last Gerudo key
We can't get Shadow medallion without lullaby
Great Fairy Laugh's at Link's pain, [75] (clip)
Austin is good at song
1 isn't actually a number shut up math nerds
Please sometime useful, I'm gonna die soon
Every time
Big rup
Broken textures
Lullaby is actually slaying us right now
If Kyle shows up I'll ask about lullaby
Lullaby is slaying us
God I hate these fucking chickens...
I want to die
Floating into Zora again
[76] [77] Austin buys us nice things
Forgot I hate this dungeon...oh that does not help
Gasp! You!...Fuck
nonononono!
Leave me alone! (Nuts and arrows) Really?!
Three skulltulas and all of them are useless...I'm a god Pushing buttons with Ruto
Imagine findng a new speed run strat in this
God please boomerang
Arrows...fuck off
Everytime and skulltulas were great early on
dud
dud how are you alive and a heart container...shadow key
We need lullaby...
[78]
I need Kyle
Shadow temple again...
Scrub song
Continued the bonk is literally fucking impossible. Is the bonk random?
I'm so good actually
Actually first try tho (falls forever) don't talk to me
dud. no dud!
Accidentally loaded the door
I forgot the music was this duuuuude not like this man
Slide whistle
this music dud
Some singing
Gasp
Lullaby? Fuck you! and secret chest is map
As long as lullaby isn't stuck behind something...
Austin's life-changing taco experience oh my god that's delicious what the fuck...actually fuck off that's so good
I'm gonna cry that was so good
NLSS anecdote worthy and life-chaning
[79]
[80] jesus that's 80 DUD
Sticks
bit of singing
Slide whistle
Bomb bag
Compass and Singing i'm dying dude
dud no
dud stop and whistle
more whistle...bombchus
Ooowha?! he's a god
[81]
I refuse to equip the lens [82] oh my gott there's only 18 more aahh! shut up! (clip)
Scarecrow...[83? but resets] Lullaby CANNOT be over there...if lullaby is over there we're fucked. (clip)
Deloading sun grave stone, again
Success, dunk
Golden gauntlets
...Still need lullaby
Could go back to water no we need lullaby can't do frog songs need lullaby...
...Don't do it (she does it)
Getting back in Zora...nice bonk why am i bonking?!Success
Austin has trouble getting into the hole...blblblbl
Time to cry...great fairy laugh
Accidentally great fairy
Austin is mind flooded
Please god something anything
Singing and super swim discussion
Bit more singing

KYLE WHERE'S LULLABY DUD DON'T ACTUALLY TELL ME BUT WHERE IS IT

I'm sure you checked Lullaby isn't behind boat or in bottom of the well lionDoubtit

Literally actually everything

Boat skips fucking insane dud!
lionDoubtit
The new set up is free? don't you need to ledge clip without seeing what you're walking on?


Is there anything behind 10 poes or masks?

Lullaby's in Shadow, is what you're saying...
Oh my god

mo i hate this place?
a little pot problem
AH
[84]
Actually insane we're still getting skulltulas
Look if I get 99 I'll get the last one
stairs? AAAAAAAAH
THEY ALL MAKE THE NOISE MONKA
AAAAAAH
Monka...MLG pro shooting...I can still do it i just need to hit every single arrow
AAAAAAH Shut Up!
No BLBLBLBL Bolero and scream
Scream we know where lullaby is...
Man lullaby behind boat how trolly is this seed...
THE GAME LAUGHS
AAAAAH
It's nuts we've found so little

Why is bonking so hard
one two three fuck
Patched? success
And back to our favorite music
Actually the worst

How do I do this?
Singing
Probably the most complicated trick we're gonna have to learn...and we're going to have to listen to this the whole time

---Info about boat skip----

Boat skip set up start...Get that keyslot right up in there
I ain't no scrub I'm good with instructions
Little bit of one little bit of two
Kyle has a history of calling things free that aren't free, that's the speedrunner special
Just give me the frames, give me the inputs

Frame perfect is my middle name

This is a lot of chit-chat and not a lot of inputs. Tell me the buttons...looks like the wrong position
Still missing Zelda's lullaby...
You don't like the music? that's a shame we're going to be listening to it for a while... and first attempt
I know how to ESS turn...I just can't do it with this controller...turns down sens and fighting the menu again
Whoever made this needs to be punished
That...could be it
Setting up again
The chu's not a problem I'm a quick lad...does this look good

Fuck it we'll save it and try it a few times...
Yeah this is the easy part chat before we need to ledge clip without seeing the platforms
The warning we all missed:

Success? but didn't put on boots
I need to put on boots?! That wasn't in the memo!
Look I can do it first try, it's fine...see first try this position is wrong?
Set up 2...I got memed
Tries again
This looks good? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?


Tries again

We'll save state it and give it a shot...first try but doesn't equip hover boots
I'm going to just equip hovers, I want to be sure I don't miss one
I did it once I can do it again, shut up


but austin can't (reliably) pause buffer

kylf thinks he's making a funny...

Classic me not holding the shield button...classic me not flipping...I'd pause buffer it but...I don't want to...I'm mad
The irony of having the boss key but not being able to use it
Success! WHAT DO I DO?!?!? (clip)


Why didn't you tell me there where more steps! Tell me what to do and I'll mental math my way there ...We didn't figure it out.
Success??
Austin is afraid to use save slots "Retroarch was made by people who speak English but don't know how to use it"...Look I'll do the flip again just tell me what I'm holding right now
Falls


If only we had known...

I already did the poacher's song, it's gone!
Rip run (but we still didn't know it)

I'm losing my mind...dud I'm gonna lose my mind
Gets it and doesn't put boots on NotLikeThis
Just flip you fucker
I might actually lose my mind


Actually impossible...two attempts...then success??
Did I just do it instantly? okay i guess...I didn't equip hoverboots.
Success.

------Green hell begins--------

I accidentally did what you said because I was memeing
Austin is like a grandpa with a VHS remote
Let's do it first try...
It's real sad the door's not here; we have the key for it
No time for fucking around Link, can't you see we're in an endless void of doom

Chat this is super easy
OoT glitch hunters get off on this shit
Attempts start

Oh I need to ledge clip? Fuck. Wait a minute this is hard
Inverted camera problems
Fighting controller.
Dude I'm losing my mind
video of trick
Austin saved over the save state but there's an undo save state the UI is pure ass garbage "Do you want me to invent a time machine?"
It's like getting into a car accident
That gave me energy
I've be so mad if that worked
This is what Miyamoto intended
This is a test... and word wrong



I'm just bonking infinitely now
I'm just fueled by anger
You can only be good at speedrunning if you have no happiness in you
Everytime I do that an angel loses its wings and gets addicted to heroin and every time i bonk satan orgasms
This bonk shit
Austin unbinds up
Dude...dude...dude...something is up
door stuck?
Dude I'm losing my mind, why? why?
door stuck?
Door stick again
Clearly Lullaby is the heart piece from Bongo-Bongo
Door stuck
dud
Dud i'm so mad dud dud
That was different
duuuud that was so far
I'm gonna fucking scream dud
dud c'mon
dud
please let me go forward dud
oh apparently it's free
duuuuuuuuuud
dud what changed duuud
dud
fuck me dud
utterly impossible...what the fuck duuuud
I'm out of patient for this fucking ledge dud
door stuck
dud
the run's over if i can't do this
door stuck
dud that's the furthest we've ever been
I legit thing the set up is wrong
does some frame buffering

and gets it immediately.

----green hell ends-----

refuses to save, does fortunately remember to rebind up
You definitely deserve it chat
oh no half a heart of damage
Austin gets smacked
Misses a cycle
Duuuud...I'm gonna die
dud this man's invinsible
Success...I don't need to save
Kyle if this isn't fucking Zelda's Lullaby I'm flying to Canada and we're gonna have some words

It's...not lullaby


Is...Lullaby still behind it tho??...we're good tho (we aren't tho)

We need light arrows is the thing

Why we were looking for lullaby... and Epona SCREAMS!
We only have one path...

Lon lon music in Ganon's tower

did you...not check light arrows???...as long as light arrows aren't behind lullaby...


No...no...

We might have an issue?! WHAT DOES MIGHT MEAN


(I still don't know what this means)
That's actually desirable
Is it free tho


(it wasn't tho)
Do we need lullaby Kyle? It's beginning to sound like we might need lullaby

How many bombs is it?


this will go down as the dumbest OoT run in history



There's no Gannon's Tower key skip?

Aaaah!
We're beating this ROM and its gonna be really fucking stupid
[85] [86]
The worst technically not impossible seed...Some one give this to ZFG
So many chests! PogChamp! I hope they're all Skulltulla tokens! [87]
Lazed.
I think we've found it
holy shit a bottle
...are light arrows in boss key chest in ganon's tower...

How are light arrows behind themselves...It's okay it's free


Chat we're beating this because otherwise Kylf is sacrificing his own life as payment

Trials skip
...this shit's free chat remember
Damage boost again
I'm not gonna press A (he presses A)
E.Z....I'm a super genius
That was just as free as the first one

Even when we get lullaby... oh sweetie.
Why I am so much better than ZFG? and light arrows

Not sure why we didn't try this?

...We didn't even need to do boat skip
So hovers...OH FUCK ME NOT THIS AGAIN gets mind flooded back to dead hand room...No one should have to do this seed
There it is, byeeee

let's get it...it's free
do i just start doing the flippies? I'm just gonna go pee and die

Just tell it to me straight, doc...

(youtube video)

(youtube video)
Step one's already done dud

Is this even possible?
Nothing in OoT is a world first...
...Good start. I don't know how to do this I just realized.
One down!
Nice string of deaths

This just doesn't seem right...oh.
another sucess
This might be possible...dud. dud.
another success
another success
swear you can do bombs too...swear you can do bombs too...
I might get stuck after a few hovers?
another success
another success
string of deaths...I can't backflip any more
Has anyone ever done this before?
If there's no footage of this being done it might be impossible.
we can't RBA lullaby...and wrong warp?
I'm getting the fuck out of here I don't wanna hear this song anymore
What should we do?
Can't RBA lullaby
It's possible but an expert said to quit the seed, it's over 50 bombs - I don't negotiate with terrorists
I'm gonna void out here never mind I'm a god.
I'm not here to quit.
All I have is time and...an utter lack of respect for myself
We're gonna fine a wait to beat this seed, Kyle's life depends on it...this is all Kyle's fault to. I'm preventing Kyle's death so I can Kyle him



We don't know


Apparently every item in the game is behind lullaby
I'm not gonna kill the run until people stop helping
Epona scream...no one does no logic because they are boring, I wanted it to be this, I wanted it to be stupid
Great Fairy laugh
I'm having fun
I'd rather roll around and do nothing than do the Poe quest
Dancing around
Great Fairy laughs again
He found a void warp? are we in there?
I'm so good...I'm not good
We're really in there boi... back into banjo hell
If you give them a challenge they will come...if only we could get OoT speedrunners to solve real world problems...can't randomize the real world?
The slope that made hovers impossible
Austin talks about all the movement in OoT
Why did I come back here I hate this fucking song
Imagine trying to do to speedrunning tricks to this shit

I meant to do that
What's your favorite OoT Song? Mine is BWAAAH BWAAN BWA BWAM...
Speedrunning versus this
Void warp will be harder than boat skip? Boat skip was free dud
lgwDAE
You can teach that to a dog it's so simple
It was worse than he thought? I'm not gonna listen to this song any more we'll go do something else...I'm not doing mask quest
Great Fairy laugh...fuck off
God dammit we'll do mask quest
I'll do masks but I won't do Poe
Oh god its Majora's Mask
Check for Skulltulas? You can't make me...
Great Fairy laugh
Minuet ??
Singing...Woof it's hot [88]
It might be possible
Mweep. Mweep. Mweep. and Great Fairy laugh
The most cursed seed.
Great Fairy laugh
Minuet ?? One must be an ice trap...
[??]
Anything else we can do? Not doing Poes.
Oh fuck, gimme [89]
Trying to get the Poe and much Epona screams
Who at Nintendo did this... Gets it and doesn't have an empty bottle (clip)
More screams, who made this game this way? and a great fairy laugh (clip)
More screams, this is some sadistic shit (clip)
Don't care, we can do it...Great Fairy laugh
Malon...singing? does that count? shit we're done.
singing
Even if we don't beat this I had fun...
There's still a glimmer of hope
I definitely will ask someone other than KYLF to check the spoiler log though!
This is a legitimately special seed in how awful it is
When would you go check the chest after light arrows for the light arrow test?
The run is probably dead
Slide whistles
Secret room in Ganon's castle
...We can't do trials anyway
Bonk. Why. I don't wanna do trials anymore
I'm not gonna do Poe
Getting to Spirit as kid discussion
I guess we can try it...I guess we'll 100% it except for the one thing we need...
It's kinda hard? It's free baby. It's free beb
Great Fairy laugh
Austin talking to a video
Now he's going 6 miles per hour!
Alright that's a lot let's do it
I can do this...Great Fairy laugh
I can't grab the chicken! what is this magic chicken grab?
dud what the fuck...I got it
This is impossible (does it first try)
This isn't right at all, why is this so wrong
Dud what the hell it's so wrong
Dud it doesn't remotely line up
Dud this is not right I can't do the thing if the thing is wrong I'm NOT CRAZY DUD
Dud I'll try it but no way...owo
...oh...wait wha?
Look it scared me it didn't line up SHUT UP
If the ghost isn't there I'm gonna cry
Back-walking...but voids out
Don't talk to me don't look at me don't touch me don't exists
I'mmadI'mmadI'mmad...
Success
It's fookin' nice out...
Song of Storms trick
Please god Mr. Ghost...I here him he's here
I did it...Monka dud
My shield! OWO!
UH
UH
An enemy saves Austin from falling
Sling shot cheese
...We don't need it more anyway
WAS. IT. ALL. WORTH IT? Nope. Very much nope.
We're truly out of fucking checks
It might be time to let it die is this man eating an 8 course meal?
Just for you we'll get 90 tokens then give up
Kyle's dead, Great Fairy laughs! (clip)

Link has a fucking arrow sticking out of his head?
[90]...we missed 5 or less skulltulas
I think we have to call it...
Spoiler log checking...
Double defense behind Lullaby in Ganon's Castle
Lullaby in floor master chest
Boomerang: Deku Theater Mask of Truth
"Not even a Skulltula in Jabu Jabu"
Ganon Tower Boss Key: Desert Colossus great fairy
What a terrible seed
The Kokiri shop had a bottle the entire time, lol
What a crazy terrible seed
Poe quest was a piece of heart
Definitely not in a week but we'll do more lgwUhuh
Sign out

Dedicated to Kylf "FullGrown "I'm just a boy" Gaming" RIP.

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