(August 13, 2018)

(August 13, 2018)

Bootleg NL View

Nick view Twitch VOD

Cast:
Northernlion
Rockleesmile
alpacapatrol

Guest:
Michaelalfox

Docket:
Enter the Gungeon
Mount Your Friends 3D with MALF
Tabletop Simulator: Scrabble with MALF

Monday the Thirteenth
rob's phone, leaving you phone on vibrate, Door Dash invents take-out
Scribble/Scrabble, WoW expansions
rob would watch rom coms when he was too hungover to go to high school
The Skeleton Key, Peter Sarsgaard / card czar, Dying of the Light, bad special effects in the Terminator
Nick's fear of being smashed between metal plates from the Terminator, ryan reached in a trash compactor
Human shredders, car shredders, shredders
Nick watched Get Out
Predator, whether or not action movies are dumb, Bond movies, Edris Elba as Bond, Die Hard, Edge of Tommorrow
NL accidentally put icy hot on his groin accidentally
living and dead actors Michael Biehn and Bill Paxton, Alan Rickman
Smartest action movies, Inception, Primer
Inception, Donny Darco, Donny Narco
Fran Drescher/Fran dress shirt/Fran blouse
Grapefruit grocery store anecdote, grocery store reward programs
Bad ads in apps, webpages like Forbes, script blocker extension in code, Pinterest, auto-playing adds, Wikia
Video reviews, shills, free games for content creators (they don't want them)
POTUS and FLOTUS using a Thrustmaster HOTUS
Big purchases, biting bullets
Beers in cans, hiking with beer
The gun transforms not you, throwing shade at Apollo
Haunted Ghost Pepper chips, gastrointestinal distress
kombucha ligma
Azalea Banks trapped in Elon Musk's house
TAU and Letterkenny, Kenny from Southpark, Kenny vs Spenny, Ken Jennings
Skid and redneck, crusty
We as a society have enough problem
Cheap corn and farming, garbanzo beans, NL's chili recipe, rob says you have to put ketchup in chili, tomato juice, V8, and tomato soup
$17 gyro/$15 worth of gyro
Feta and olives, salt, walnut stuffed figs, falafel and turkish coffee, the System of the Down Armenian coffee
Dark Tourism and Departures, guy that tried heroin on reddit, Gary Vaynerchuk and socks
Eating bowls of glass, tide pods, snorting ramen powder
NL makes a homophobic joke, Nick discovered new porn about snorting jizz, weird porn tourism, porn musical
NL bot allocates 15 minutes to jerk off
Glory holes, suck or be sucked
Carolina Reapers, salsa with corn, chips & salsa, Paul Newman
Tom Cruise and child slaves (satirical)
Skelemen call back
Nick learns you say "heel" to a dog, not "heal"
Royalty free music
NL messes with the LUA code in Table Top Sim
NL says that if you eat Lucky Charms in Ireland you should be killed (Lin likes Lucky Charms)
The páramo biome
Mr. Toshi's Sushi callback

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