(June 18, 2018)

(June 18, 2018)

Cast:
Northernlion
DumbDog
HCJustin

Guests:
Hafu
Flackblag
Dan Gheesling

Docket:
Tower Unite: Minigolf and Zombie Massacre
Realm Royale with Hafu
Codenames with Hafu, Kory, and Dan

"Nick and rob? We murdered them"
NL thought Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly were the same band
A lot of problems getting into a golf game
Justin shaved his beard, has a baby face, looks like Jack Black from Nacho Libre with a mustache
Beards and shaving
NL says he'd cancel the stream rather than play Verty
NL and Apollo bond over their heads burning
NL got weird sunburns through his bicycle helmet.
Justin keeps his thermostat set to 69 degrees
What body hair do you want, fully shaving dick and balls, shaft hair, eyebrows
Easter Bunny & Santa
Load Lords
A server thought Babs was Justin's daughter on Father's Day
NL's idea to do a Buzzr stream, Apollo's idea for a BBC panel show channel
The reality show Next on MTV and Yo Mama
Cracker Barrel, statues for home decor, NL's Ki Adi Mundi collection, Magic, Hockey, Yo-Gi-Oh cards
NL cried from losing a slammer at POGs also something about Crazy Bones?
NL's Xenosaga story, cliques in high school
Apollo and Justin's early streams, Elon Musk dressed up as Marquis de Sade and/or a vampire
Space Force and international law
NL roasts rob about the prisoner's dilemma
The Chair gameshow
Apollo doesn't want to shoot a dog
Last call, Hafu is from Massachusetts
Apollo is pretty good at shoots except he doesn't think so
The last time you used a water gun
I sharded it, whoops - Apollo
Laser Tag Justin obliterated a child
NL puts poggers over Hafu & Apollo playing
NL missed seeing his parents because of Champions of Fire
Giant cheques
Weird names for bathrooms (shitter, lavatory, water closet, bathroom, washroom, restroom...)
A normal conversation with Dan is Codenames
Falling asleep on the toilet, NL pooped and threw up at the same time
Peeing oneself from drinking, shitting oneself, Apollo's vomit story
NL admits he might have had food poisoning
Apollo got food poisoning twice from the same Fuddruckers
Shoop
Dan on the Amazing Race callback
Hafu doesn't want to be on Dan's team
Dan and Ryan talk about Dark Souls
You call really hot guys a stallion - Hafu
Hafu makes Hearthstone noises
Dan is laming
I've also done a lot of hard things in my life
Dan...
Archillect twitted a gif of a seagull throwing up an entire hotdog
The guy who dried his balls with a hand-dryer redux
"Do ducks...do things?" - Justin
Dan doesn't know what a crescendo is
I don't know why we're laughing
You wouldn't get those card games, Hafu
boratvoicemywife.com, mybuffdog.com, wifefarts.com
NL hangs up on Hafu for asking about Agretsuko

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